John

Sing a song, Be cool, and stay tighter than your girlfriends vagina.

A Text Post

This is a text post to proclaim that I’m not a dense oaf.

But if I have to make claims that I’m less than hollow, obviously I’ve hit my head a little to hard and my intelligence quotient took a beating in the process. 

So really, this is a pointless text post proclaiming my stupidity. But if I’m proclaiming my stupidity and realizing such, obviously it’s not entirely pointless. I mean I’m conciously proclaiming something that I can pinpoint, right?

What’s it mean to proclaim something though? Isn’t it just a word that notifies publicly more words that mean absolutely nothing?

Is your mind blown? Mine has been for a while now, I stopped making sense years ago.

Giggity.